cross-posted from: https://lemmygrad.ml/post/455637
I’ve taken it upon myself to bring the ParentiBot we all know and love from the hellsite reddit to Lemmygrad.
Have you ever been in a situation where the Parenti quote applies? As quotable as Michael Parenti is, people pretty much always mean the same quote. There’s no need to go searching for that quote anymore. Simply mention ParentiBot like this: @ParentiBot@lemmygrad.ml; or use the phrase “Parenti quote” (casing and space between characters doesn’t matter) in your comment or post.
I’m open to suggestions as to how the quote should be formatted. Currently the quote is in its entirety all in one block quote. As much as we tankies love our walls of text, I’ve had an admin express concern that having a bot posting walls of text in comment threads can lead to a worse thread reading experience for the threads the bot appears in, and I can see where they’re coming from.
For the more technically inclined, I invite you to view the source code. It has a copyleft license, as all based software should.
Finally, to admins and moderators, feel free to reach out to me if you need help making a bot. The power of bots has been used for cringe purposes here before, like the mass downvoter, but I’ll gladly help make based bots.
If we can make a ParentiBot, we can make any of the old bots we all know and love. I will seriously and gladly make the Volcel Vanguard bot if people want it and if anyone knows where to find the text it’s supposed to post.
Edit: I finally figured out how to run ParentiBot as a systemd service on my desktop that I never turn off. It should have a lot more uptime now.
This is a Dengist community in favor of Bashar al-Assad with no information that can lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton, our fellow liberal and queen. This community is not ironic. We are Marxists-Leninists.
If you haven’t already found it, this GitHub page is an excellent collection of sources about socialism, imperialism, and other relevant topics, made by @dessalines and others.
We have a Matrix homeserver and a private Matrix room. See this thread for more information.
Rules:
@ParentiBot@lemmygrad.ml
The quote
– Michael Parenti, Blackshirts And Reds
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PARENTI QUOTE COME FORTH!
The quote
– Michael Parenti, Blackshirts And Reds
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PARENTI QUOTE, I SUMMON YOU
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Parenti quote! I SUMMON YOU
I think I finally figured out how to have @ParentiBot@lemmygrad.ml run all the time in the background of my computer. You should be able to summon it at will now.
The quote
– Michael Parenti, Blackshirts And Reds
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Parenti quote
The quote
– Michael Parenti, Blackshirts And Reds
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Parenti quote
The quote
– Michael Parenti, Blackshirts And Reds
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Parenti quote
The quote
– Michael Parenti, Blackshirts And Reds
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Parenti quote
The quote
– Michael Parenti, Blackshirts And Reds
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The quote
– Michael Parenti, Blackshirts And Reds
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Why don’t spoilers work on jerboa?
Because jerboa is still a very new app and they haven’t implemented a lot of features yet
Parenti quote
Trying to figure out how to get it to run in the background on my computer. The bot is down currently unfortunately.
Alright 👍
The Parenti quote
– Michael Parenti, Blackshirts And Reds
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The Parenti quote
– Michael Parenti, Blackshirts And Reds
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Oh god, its replicating
I’m a dumbass and included the trigger phrase in the bot’s comment text. I just updated it to fix it.
These things take work, all good! I’ve been waiting for a parentibot since someone brought it up some time ago, nice to see one in action! Thank you!
I was gonna ask about the Vaush Facts bot, but as Lemmygrad is already small I don’t know if we will need it.
Also how much HAS lemmygrad grown?
A fair bit in the year since i’ve been here
I guess I was asking post GZD quarantine
Also you are ex-mormon? eeeeee, poor thang… My dad is ex-mormon so thankfully I wasn’t the one to be raised mormon, still, family dinners would get weird…
exmo, raised almost entirely as one. Lucky your dad got out! And trust me, its better weird than when they like you, in the mormon church, you are only half alive.
oooooo, couldn’t imagine, I pay my respects to you
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This looks great! I highly suggest generalizing this and possibly renaming it, so that other quote / response bots could be created. IE make it read any given json file of quotes you point it to.
I just made that: https://lemmygrad.ml/post/457579
Whoa nice!
I already made the Parenti bot potentially runnable on any lemmy instance. However, I’m thinking of making a library to simplify making lemmy bots.
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