Jonathan12345(heim)
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Cake day: Sep 28, 2021
The more I think about it, the more I realize they must've been sabotaging their fascist masters on purpose so the Soviet Union could win.
As someone who loves space exploration, any new info would be appreciated. Thanks!
Dokter bad, covid fake
throw dokter into a lake
medisin is such a skam
healthkaar werkers ar a sham
dokter bad, very sus
throw dokter under a bus
dokter wiif no very hot
methinks dokter should be shot
wake up sheeple time to rize
dokter hed ken be yer prize
I tried to get their attention but they just kept chewing grass.
This story was originally made by me two years ago as a sort of girls und panzer x forklift driver klaus thing. Needless to say, it was not very well written.
Over the years, I got rid of all the gore, expanded on the timeline, and this is what I came up with:
Following the American Revolution in 1984, the old American government fled to Europe, where a section of the continent was carved out for the ex-politicians. Joseph McCarthy was so mad he lost that he died, and Hillary Al-Assad took his place as the Supreme-interim all-knowing dictator for life and thereafter. She declared that she stood against "Progressivism, Socialism, and everything that is anti-America." After launching several failed assaults on North America, she resigned and Juan Guaido declared himself temporary Supreme-interim all-knowing dictator for life and thereafter. A year later, while Juan was on a walk, the Capitol lost all power because the USSR refused to sell Europe any more gas.
Afterwards a bunch of boring crap happened, like a bunch more (failed) invasions. Eventually the Europeans just sort of gave up, and the counterrevolutionary forces just kind of melted away because every time one of their leaders died, Juan Guaido would just declare himself their leader.
disclaimer: I came up with this timeline a week ago during lunch. I did not do any research and is entirely whimsical. It's very, very weird.
in 1956, General McArthur was very dissatisfied with President Truman's unwillingness to nuke China. So he staged a military coup and sent a b-29 loaded with an h-bomb to destroy Beijing. unfortunately, a communist 9-year old poked a hole in the gas tank and the plane crashed in Washington D.C. Unfortunately, President McArthur was not in the white house during the capital's nuclear annihilation.
Joseph McCarthy immediately accused McArthur of secretly being a communist and staging the accident, and managed to get himself voted president. Every election year after that, he just said all the people who voted against him were communists and that their votes didn't count.
In 1976 he decided to end the Korean War once and for all, so he ordered the construction of a naval battle station loaded with soldiers. He hoped this would allow him to take over Korea.
However, the battle station was discovered by a soviet aircraft carrier. A plane from the said carrier then fired a rocket into the station's vent, destroying it.
By this point Americans had gotten fed up with McArthur's shenanigans. Under the command of the same 9-year old who had destroyed Washington D.C over 20 years ago, the revolutionaries gathered an army and headed for the new captial...
I saw a few links to that site and read the articles provided, and also recently read another article on the same site about the origin of mama/papa words, which proved to be very in-depth and thought-provoking. So, what exactly is the site about and for?
title prompt: soviet starship stalingrad
prompt: impaled capitalist pig
prompt: Soviet liberation of washington d.c
I could do this all day!
this person is a chinese author (he actually works at the pla I think) who writes about various events in chinese history, which no one here really knows about, to the point where the last post remotely related to the sino japanese war was a year ago. I do not know if an english translation of his works is available, but ifyou can read chinese his content is a must.
all I know is that vietnam was doing border raids or something and that the pla took over vietnam in like a month then left and withdrew all their technical assistance. more information would be appreciated.
A bunch of people in my school discord were shaming me for wearing a mask, and when I argued about it they said I was just ugly and wanted to hide it and also that covid was just a cold. The worst part is that one of them was a comrade.
I feel like I can't trust anyone I know anymore, just a few close friends.
Like little children, it's generally hard to communicate with fascists. However, with careful wording and a proper attitude, you can make it work!
Here are some example conversation starters:
- Say, that wall looks nice today, don't you think?
- I think you'd look a lot nicer if there were some bullet holes in your head.
- Have you ever heard of the Foibe massacres? Do you want to experience it interactively?
- Is there something behind you? Why don't you take a look?
- I'd hate it if your last wishes weren't respected. Can I have your will for a moment?
I've stayed in this safe harbor for too long, and it's about time I deal with liberals firsthand.
please don't get too sad if I come back to lemmygrad in a box.
I've seen some pretty weird posts regarding psychology in certain places here, so I'm wondering how much people around here know about the brain.
source: trust me bro
Like, don't you know anything about the tuna man massacre of 1984?
I saw a lot of that stuff on the Chinese internet. Yes, it’s disturbing, but after 2939944 posts with the same four images over and over again it tends to get tedious. Also I think it was a teacher, not a student.